There are no bald Irish Men [u]THAT IS A FACT[/u],
You may want to ponder a moment on that,
And then you might wonder what the remedy is,
I can tell you for nothing that it's Leprechaun Jizz.
From the mountains of Mourne down to Dublin City,
It's why all Irish girls are so damn pretty,
It's better than E and it's stronger than whizz,
It's genuine, bona-fide Leprechaun Jizz.
[i]Jizz! Jizz!
Leprechaun Jizz,
Every Kerry school kid knows what it is,
And they know where to find it on a Paddy's day morn',
It's been keeping 'em Irish since the day they were born.[/i]
Being Irish every day is just what I do,
And if you're not, well, then I'm sorry for you,
But on March 17th we can do you the biz,
Let me help you out with some Leprechaun Jizz.
It's a hundred dollar bottle or a five dollar squirt,
Put it on your credit card - how could it hurt?
From you fingers to your toes you'll be starting to fizz,
Feel the sweet power of the Leprechaun Jizz.
[i]Jizz! Jizz!
Leprechaun Jizz,
Every Kerry school kid knows what it is,
And they know where to find it on a Paddy's day morn',
It's been keeping 'em Irish since the day they were born.[/i]
[spoken]
So you're a Libra?
Good Irish sign that is,
I think I'm a Taurus...
But I was born er... 340 years ago,
So I forget.
What?
No I don't have a 'pot of gold'
That's just racist.
Now go get me another of those green cocktails.
[i]Jizz! Jizz!
Leprechaun Jizz,
Every Kerry school kid knows what it is,
And they know where to find it on a Paddy's day morn',
It's been keeping 'em Irish since the day they were born.[/i]
Céad míle fáilte
You may want to ponder a moment on that,
And then you might wonder what the remedy is,
I can tell you for nothing that it's Leprechaun Jizz.
From the mountains of Mourne down to Dublin City,
It's why all Irish girls are so damn pretty,
It's better than E and it's stronger than whizz,
It's genuine, bona-fide Leprechaun Jizz.
[i]Jizz! Jizz!
Leprechaun Jizz,
Every Kerry school kid knows what it is,
And they know where to find it on a Paddy's day morn',
It's been keeping 'em Irish since the day they were born.[/i]
Being Irish every day is just what I do,
And if you're not, well, then I'm sorry for you,
But on March 17th we can do you the biz,
Let me help you out with some Leprechaun Jizz.
It's a hundred dollar bottle or a five dollar squirt,
Put it on your credit card - how could it hurt?
From you fingers to your toes you'll be starting to fizz,
Feel the sweet power of the Leprechaun Jizz.
[i]Jizz! Jizz!
Leprechaun Jizz,
Every Kerry school kid knows what it is,
And they know where to find it on a Paddy's day morn',
It's been keeping 'em Irish since the day they were born.[/i]
[spoken]
So you're a Libra?
Good Irish sign that is,
I think I'm a Taurus...
But I was born er... 340 years ago,
So I forget.
What?
No I don't have a 'pot of gold'
That's just racist.
Now go get me another of those green cocktails.
[i]Jizz! Jizz!
Leprechaun Jizz,
Every Kerry school kid knows what it is,
And they know where to find it on a Paddy's day morn',
It's been keeping 'em Irish since the day they were born.[/i]
Céad míle fáilte
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