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Leprechaun Jizz

Leprechaun Jizz

Lyric #3244 by bassMonkey

Tags: Irish swagger
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posted on #1
bassMonkey Supporter
Posts: 383
Joined: 2 dic 2020
There are no bald Irish Men [u]THAT IS A FACT[/u],
You may want to ponder a moment on that,
And then you might wonder what the remedy is,
I can tell you for nothing that it's Leprechaun Jizz.

From the mountains of Mourne down to Dublin City,
It's why all Irish girls are so damn pretty,
It's better than E and it's stronger than whizz,
It's genuine, bona-fide Leprechaun Jizz.

[i]Jizz! Jizz!
Leprechaun Jizz,
Every Kerry school kid knows what it is,
And they know where to find it on a Paddy's day morn',
It's been keeping 'em Irish since the day they were born.[/i]

Being Irish every day is just what I do,
And if you're not, well, then I'm sorry for you,
But on March 17th we can do you the biz,
Let me help you out with some Leprechaun Jizz.

It's a hundred dollar bottle or a five dollar squirt,
Put it on your credit card - how could it hurt?
From you fingers to your toes you'll be starting to fizz,
Feel the sweet power of the Leprechaun Jizz.

[i]Jizz! Jizz!
Leprechaun Jizz,
Every Kerry school kid knows what it is,
And they know where to find it on a Paddy's day morn',
It's been keeping 'em Irish since the day they were born.[/i]

[spoken]
So you're a Libra?
Good Irish sign that is,
I think I'm a Taurus...
But I was born er... 340 years ago,
So I forget.
What?
No I don't have a 'pot of gold'
That's just racist.
Now go get me another of those green cocktails.

[i]Jizz! Jizz!
Leprechaun Jizz,
Every Kerry school kid knows what it is,
And they know where to find it on a Paddy's day morn',
It's been keeping 'em Irish since the day they were born.[/i]

Céad míle fáilte
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posted on #2
rootshell Supporter
Posts: 240
Joined: 4 lug 2020
haha, $5 a squirt lol :D:D wicked lyrics, and Happy St. Patrick's Day bassMonkey!
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posted on #3
Ernie440 Supporter
Posts: 312
Joined: 27 feb 2016
haha :D Oh jizz, I forgot it's St. Paddy's day. Happy happy ... need some of that green .... beer!! :O
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......yeah.. What they all said! And ps. it's great! Thanks!
kimbo

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