tournament for the longest profile text

where can I apply for the tournament which gives a price (symbolic price is enough!) each month for the longest prosa text in member profile descriptions. instead of playing guitar and improve my play, i only edit and reedit my profile text, and therefore i'd like to apply to the tournament for the longest profile text, if there is there one. if my chances are low, don't tell me.

Cheers, friends!

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mine's pretty prolific B)

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