Ahoy Captain...

Testo:

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HAYWOOD JABLOMI

You know a bottle makes a sound
When it's smashed upon me crown
Even though you're not around to hear it
Reputation has me banned
Ship to shore and land to sand
Soiled me name
Now it's time for me to clear it
On a course for where you are
Got the boot from every barge
Aching backside fit to put a shoe on
As I introduce myself
Please don't kick me out of health
Here is something all of you can chew on-
Haywood Jablomi
It's time you got to know me like a dude
Drink, crusty seamen!
For Eula Vlickencock from Gobblin wood
Raise your bottoms up and thrust them out
Let me penetrate your ears and shout
Our souls are so demised until we're through

Denigrate me as a fool
Yank me down and pack me stool
Through the back door
Into foreign places
Why make such hostility
When I come so peacefully
To be sure it's all over your faces
Oh Isle of Man, lift up your cans
There's too many wrecked for wicked plans
Our souls are so demised until we're through
Haywood Jablomi
For Eula Vlickencock from Gobblin wood
Haywood Jablomi
In case I may have been misunderstood
Tell Eula I'll be going home for good

Haywood Jablomi
Haywood Jablow me
Hey wood ya blow me
Hey would you blow me!