Mexican Steve

Mexican Steve he got sixpack anorak,
Rip it off a guy in Baghdad,
Steppin' out, guns out, gonna be takin' back,
Everything Stevie once had.
Mexican Steve he break good,
Mexican Steve he break bad,
Mexican Steve play crazy like Heisenberg,
Don't you go getting him mad.

Mexican Steve he make nunchuk sandwiches,
Wannabees chewing a few,
Suckers be needing emergency dentisty,
Somebody pass 'em the glue.
Mexican Steve he count one,
Mexican Steve he count two,
Mexican Steve be loadin' that platter up,
Gonna come looking for you.

I don't give a damn what you wanna believe,
Don't you go messing with Mexican Steve.

Mexican Steve wear pucker toe moccasins,
Creepin' like a thief in the night,
No one ever know when Steve sneakin up on 'em,
Then they get a hell of a fright.
Mexican Steve he ain't black,
Mexican Steve he ain't white,
Mexican Steve fed up with your racism,
Better get ready to fight.

Mexican Steve he drive fastback Cadillac,
Muscle car hittin' the road,
Live fast, die fast like an iconoclast,
That's about all that he know.
Mexican Steve he swing high,
Mexican Steve he swing low,
Mexican Steve firing up that chariot,
Just about ready to go.

I don't give a damn what you wanna believe,
Don't you go messing with Mexican Steve.

Mexican Steve he got pipe-bomb boomerang,
Threw it at the Kangaroo man,
Flew to the target but then it came back again,
What a really terrible plan,
Mexican Steve he dodge left,
Mexican Steve he dodge right,
Mexican Steve don't want to get blown apart,
That would kinda ruin his night.

I don't give a damn what you wanna believe,
Don't you go messing with Mexican Steve.

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