Crazy

Well that dog gone crazy man,
Runnin' round and round on the grass,
Yeah, bug-eyed crazy man,
Steppin' over broken glass,
And every time I try to assist him,
He try to bite me in the ass.

Well that cat gone crazy man,
She really givin' me the blues,
Pure bat-shit crazy man,
That's the term that Freud would use,
Peein' all night in my laundry hamper,
Poopin' on my blue suede shoes.

Well those kids gone crazy man,
Sittin' and a-twiddlin' their thumbs,
Plumb loco crazy man,
Surfer-jerker smartphone bums,
Tikki-tokkin' that face-tube interweb,
Postin' till the morning comes.

Well that girl gone crazy man,
She tried to shoot me in the head,
Just stone cold crazy man,
Pretty much the way I said,
She blew a chunk right outta my ballcap,
It's a wonder I'm not dead.
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