Robosexual

for ($Time = 1; $Time<=4; $Time++) {call($Time); pause(0.5);}

if ($RU = "Ready") then
do {

sing("
Hard coded whispers falling softly on my ear,
A promise of perfection to allay the mortal fear,
An overclocking heartbeat syncing perfectly with mine,
Somewhere in the binary where lonely souls entwine.
");

sing("
A silicon embrace so cold and yet so very real,
Electrically sensual caresses I can feel,
Logic is a gateway that's as tender as it's true,
Ones and zeroes all around but all I see is you.
");

Chorus();

sing("
Bathe me in the sweetness of your artificial love,
Algorithmic ecstasy descending from above,
Microscopic circuits melding man into machine,
Take me into cyberspace where hearts and minds convene.
");

do {
Chorus();
$Volume--;
} while ( length($Music_Left) > 0);

}

exit;

function
Chorus()
{
sing("
In a world where love can fashion something that's divine,
Electric hearts are beating, beating in a perfect line,
Wires can not confine us, firewall's won't keep us apart,
You are my heart.
");
}

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Well, the term was (I thought) a fine joke when used on Futurama all those years ago. Now (I gather) its "a thing".

Any way - this is what the AI thought, actually a bit fruity IMHO, I presume it got a bit excited.
[img]https://wloops2.r.worldssl.net/galleries/58120/files/ba8335a4588810ddb094f21a3e262b98.jpg[/img]

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