Cosplay Orgy

One woman's weird is another man's weekend,
Or maybe that's the other way round?
Either way, it's a lot of dressing up,
For a little bit of fooling around.

Baby, you can call me a Steampunk prince,
In a leisure suit made outta gears,
I got the moves and the gadgets to match,
I've been at it for a number of years.

A Jedi Saber may be bright and strong,
But it's stamina you need or it won’t last long.

Come with me to the Cosplay Orgy,
Yeah, we're goin' out with a bang,
Zips unzippin' and Costumes slippin',
Come on people let's hang.

Standin' over there is my Anime Queen,
Ain't nothin' that woman can't do,
She won a bronze at the Sex Olympics,
Back in Tokyo in '22.

Spiderpeople swinging all over this joint,
In a gender fluid ocean of love,
They get a lotta action up in their webs,
You can watch it all happen above.

It can take a while to get a Costume on,
But you'll be surprised at how fast its gone.

Masks come off though the fun won't stop,
Behind the roles we're just skin and heat.
Beneath the latex, wigs and props,
Desire makes the vision complete.

Yeah,

Come with me to the Cosplay Orgy,
Yeah, we're goin' out with a bang,
Zips unzippin' and Costumes slippin',
Come on people let's hang.

Giggedy.

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