Nick Cave

[verse]
I live on the coast in Brighton city,
Nick Cave lives a block away from me.
Nick Cave throws a lot of noisy parties,
They go on till two (and sometimes three).

[verse]
I asked him nicely if he'd keep the noise down,
He looked at me as if I'd gone quite mad.
He called me a boring geriatric,
I told him he looked like Lou Reed's dad.

[chorus]
Hey Nick Cave, man,
Turn that f-ing noise down,
Some of us be working on the morn',
I asked you nicely once and that's my limit,
Gonna make you wish that you weren't born.

[verse]
Someone urinated in my mail box,
I'm pretty sure that Nick Cave did the deed,
Trouble is, I've got no way to prove it,
He is the original bad seed.

[verse]
I ordered Nick a half a ton of horse s-t,
Had it dumped right outside his front door.
You should have seen his face when he first saw it.
Suck it up Nick, I got plans for more.

oooooooooh yeah!!

[instrumental]

[bridge]
Nick Cave's wife and my wife got together,
Tried to force us both to stop the feud.
We shook hands and gave our solemn promise.
(I ain't nearly finished with that dude.)

[chorus]
Hey Nick Cave, man,
Turn that f-ing noise down,
Some of us be working on the morn',
I asked you nicely once and that's my limit,
Gonna make you wish that you weren't born.

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Its marked up into structured sections (which I dont do a lot) as I did an AI rendition with a couple hundred words of musical direction.

https://suno.com/embed/a66e2e2c-0787-4b85-b6f6-69465fa3e111

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That's actually pretty funny .. a cool funny tune. Nick Cave is one rough looking amigo .. any truth to that story?? Nick Cave such an eccentric act .. makes me think of the Unknown Hinson .. bizarre dude who also plays guitar like a mofo.

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Thanks Ernie :)

True to the extent that Nick Cave has a house a couple of blocks away from me... But I have never feuded with him and have not heard anything about him being a bad neighbor.

I'm a fan of his work - but yes, he does look a bit odd.

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