Aimee Asks

EL Coffenator

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TeeGee attached the following image:

It'll take me weeks to get that picture out of my head but I already feel inspired to write the soundtrack for the movie.

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Don't worry, that picture is not real. I did that photo edit five years ago for my blog. But don't ask me what I wrote then, because I don't remember 😁

I have to admit that TeeGee beat me in this photo contest 😂

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Some great answers here, made me LOL

My Wrestling persona would be SHAMIKAZE
She's a highly reckless, all or nothing woman with self destructive moves.
They think she's all talk but never underestimate her, she sings when she's winning ;)

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Shamika attached the following image:

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Get tickets now!
"Ladies and gentlemen! In the left corner, weighing in at 84 kilograms and powered entirely by double espressos... EL COFFENATOR!"
"And in the right corner, the feline fury herself... SHAMIKAZE!"
"Tonight... somebody gets ROASTED

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TeeGee attached the following image:

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Edited by TeeGee on 13 giugno 2026 alle ore 16:29

Sorry, I couldn't resist the temptation to edit the previous picture. 😂😂😂

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Aito attached the following image:

You are all quite mad.

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Brilliant! 👌😂

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El Caffenator may think that he's greater
But he'll be out cold when the fat lady sings
Because Aito, the booker (who looks like a hooker)
Can fix all the fights, by pulling some strings

Shamikaze's ready and she purrs with delight
She climbs the ropes and gets herself into position
She'll dominate El Caffenator 'til she wins the fight
By dropping down and licking him into a full submission

All that coffee dehydrates him 'til his face turns sickly green
Bye Bye Mr Caffenator - Hello Mr Bean

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Shamika attached the following image:

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Edited by Shamika on 13 giugno 2026 alle ore 23:11

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I always forget that there's a new member on Wikiloops who played in the same band as me in real life. 😂

Maybe I should behave. 😂

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haha:o:D

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Yesterday's question brought some funny responses. Let's see what you do with today's poser :)

"What could YOU do for a chance to get into the Guiness Book of World Records"

(usually related to time, size or quantity)

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In fact, I contacted them when I was young because I wanted to find out the rules of a record.

I never tried to break that record though, because the previous record was too good 🙂

I would have liked to bowl for as long as possible. I was still bowling almost every day back then.

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I tried to think what am I better at than most people, and basically there is nothing I do that is remotely special. Unless you ask Mrs. Gee, she will tell you that I am the most annoying person in the world. So if that be a Guiness criteria "most annoyment to Mrs. Gee" I'm in with a chance 🙄😜

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I think this to hard. I hang spoon on nose for longest way running. Next queston be easy please :(

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I once won a paper airplane contest in high school, my paper airplane went the furthest...maybe i could somehow make a paper airplane that travelled the furthest for the record...although I feel it was sheer luck at the time. I think it hit a pocket of air just right and carried really far that day.

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Coincidentally, the official Guinness World Record for the farthest paper airplane flight is 98.43 meters (322 feet, 11 inches).

There once was a fellow named Nick,
Whose paper plane flew like a trick.
It soared through the air,
Far beyond all compare,
And won by a mile - quite slick!

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Today there's a question inspired by the Football World Cup and the importance of the 'Half Time' talk by the Manager. So....

" When you're having a bad day and not getting the best out of yourself (or achieving a goal), what would be your inspirational 'HALF TIME TALK' to yourself?"

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You see, some people have the impression that I am a clever guy. The truth is, I am pretty average at best. But my secret is, I am a f****g stubborn bar steward, and I will stick to a problem until I solve it. And when I say stubborn, I am in the agitated mule top level of stubbornness. If I can't get something done, if I am stuck, I will sleep on it and google it and churn it around my brain until I find it, even for days. So my usual half time talk to myself is

"go on you old git, think. think!! THINK!!! Youtube? Chatgbt? Who can I call that knows the answer/solution? Coffee, glass of water, cigarette, think!!!"

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TeeGee attached the following image:

Bad day, what are those? I'm generally always in a good mood, unless something physically is going on. No half-time talk needed for me to give myself. Maybe just a short "you got this" for reassurance :)

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