Tugging On The Catheter 3x12b rock roll boogie

Lyric #4103 by gwailoah

Tags: Humour, surgical, urinary

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gwailoah Posted on 6 lug 2025 #1

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Little bit of nonsense on a Sunday morning in response to #319970
As someone who has had to be doing this for the last three months, I hope whoever reads this never has too!!

Gotta thread the tube... so right
Make sure it ain't... too tight
Just relax... let the mind run free
Fill your fruit jar... full of pee
Gotta aim... for half a litre
Before you go Tugging... on the catheter

My urologist's name... is Peter
His nurse... is Anita
They done teach me... how to thread it
Pay them later... universal credit
Gotta push through... half a metre
Before you go Tugging... on the catheter

Shoot a movie, be a Tik Tok tweeter
Share your Tugging... on the catheter
You go viral... become a world beater
With your Tugging... on the catheter
Alpha to Zeta, load a bus twenty seater
Let's all go Tugging... on the catheter

Let's all go Tugging... on the catheter...

rootshell Posted on 6 lug 2025 #2