Captain RootBeard's Ark

Testo:

© rootshell
all aboard mateys, this is your Captain, Captain RootBeard and you are aboard RootBeard's Ark.
we're here to save ye souls!
saving all the important people of the world!

ahh, Mr. Jason Statham, welcome aboard
"you call this a pirate ship, you wanker?
i've seen scooters that look more sea worthier than this, you know what i mean"

haha, nice to meet you too Jason...i think

oh what have we here, royalty in the house, it's Ozzy
"mumbles...Sharon....mumbles...diaper...Sharon"

oh my, he mentioned diaper, please seat him in the children section with Sleepy Joe

all aboard RootBeard's Ark
we set sail when the skies are dark
you're onboard so you'll be spared
repopulate, ohhh i'm scared

haha, here we go, Mr. Liam Neeson on board, welcome aboard sir!
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want, but I have a
very particular set of skills..."

Okay buddy, settle down, I'm the one saving you!

all aboard RootBeard's Ark
we set sail when the skies are dark
you're onboard so you'll be spared
repopulate, ohhh i'm scared

oh this must be a special occasion,
former President Trump in the house
"this is the greatest ship in the world
it's terrific, it's terrific i should know,
we built it in America. the best ship, the best ship
i'm on, saving nothing but the best people."

all aboard RootBeard's Ark
we set sail when the skies are dark
you're onboard so you'll be spared
repopulate, ohhh i'm scared