Earwax Pickle

Testo:

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Verse 1:
In a boardroom on a Monday, the clock struck nine,
Mr. Jones he just sat there, looking mighty fine.
But little did he know, his ear had a plan,
To make him the talk of the office clan.
Chorus:
Oh, Mr. Jones, what a sight to see,
A pickle of earwax, as big as can be!
It rolled across the table, and oh what a scene,
The funniest thing that the board had ever seen!
Verse 2:
The CEO she was talking about the quarterly gains,
Mr. Jones he felt a tickle, a feeling so overly strange.
He reached up with his hand to scratch, but oh and to his surprise,
Out popped a little brown pickle, right before his eyes!
Chorus:
Oh, Mr. Jones, what a sight to see,
A pickle of earwax, as big as can be!
It rolled across the table, and oh what a scene,
The funniest thing that the board had ever seen!
Bridge:
It rolled past the coffee, it rolled past the pens,
It rolled past the laptop of old Mr. Glenn.
The room fell silent, then burst into cheer,
As Jones turned red, from ear to ear!
Verse 3:
The CFO he laughed so hard, he fell off of his chair,
The intern took a selfie, and held the new prize in the air.
Mr. Jones he tried to grab it, but it just slipped away,
That earwax prize showed up for us today!
Chorus:
Oh, Mr. Jones, what a sight to see,
A pickle of earwax, as big as can be!
It rolled across the table, oh what a scene,
The funniest thing that the board had ever seen!
Outro:
So if you're in a meeting, and feeling a tickle,
Remember Mr. Jones, and his waxy brown pickle.
Keep your ears clean, and your head held high,
Or you might be the next earwax guy!